OrdersAuror

stolen from ~ShadowChan93~

CENTAUR:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[x] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3

ELF:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent. (I suppose I do quite well in exams)
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4

FAIRY:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4

GNOME/DWARF:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[x] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 5

HARPY/SIREN:
[ ] You are best at talking crap about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5

MERMAID:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 5

VAMPIRE:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often. [ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (I'm sorry but who - apart from Bella fuckin Swan - thinks that?!)
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total:

WEREWOLF:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair. (WTF)
[x] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and other wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.(I don't - but if i did, would i really put the X in this box)
Total: 6

WIZARD/WITCH:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 6

ZOMBIE
[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (I'm far too excitable)
[ ] Most of the time, you, or a part of you, are/is cold.
[ ] You love to eat meat. (Woot - Veginess!)
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (Fuck Humans and Vegitarianism, If me and you are stuck on an Island - I'm surviving! )
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slowly.
[ ] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 2

1} name the entry story of a girl/boy depending on what you are.
2} Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
3} For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4} YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

your moment of Birth: Porcelain - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Californiacation)

your first food: The Night of the Long Knives - AC/DC (For those About to Rock)

potty training: We Believe - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Stadium Arcadium)

first bath: Hold On Tight - ELO

first steps: Tierd of Waiting For You - The Kinks

falling down: Eight Days a Week - The Beatles (1)

mother's love: Tierd of You - Foo Fighters (One by ONe) - well that's mean!

fathers love: Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend; "all your diction dripping with distain."

first toy: Free Money - Patti Smith (Horses); "I find a ticket, to win the lottery!"

first day of school: Orange Crush - R.E.M; "Oh, in my spine I've got my Orange Crush" WTF!

first friend: Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix; "You shot your woman down." - this is terrible!

bullied: Blackout - Muse (Absolution); "Don't kid yourself, and don't fool yourself."

homework: I feel Fine - The Beatles (1); NOT LIKELY!

junor high: Negative Creep - Nirvana (Bleach); "This is out of our reach, this is getting to me!" - so utterly true.

first crush: Black Dog - Led Zepplen (Early Days) - "I'm gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove." Sure, this is fitting.

highschool: I like Dirt - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Californiacation), well this is odly workable!

love at first sight?: Beating Around the Bush - AC/DC (Highway to Hell)- well this is PERFECT!

dumped: Women - The White Stripes (Get Behind Me Satan); "Take a step back, take a look at one another, you need to know the difference."

College?: It can't Come QUickly Enough - Scissor Sissters; Well, It really can't!

job?: Transmission - Joy Division (Substance); "We would go on as though nothing is wrong"

normal day to you: Dive - Nirvana (Incesticide); "Everyone is alone, everyone is waiting" - really?

your kids: I Want to Tell YOu - The Beatles (Revolver); "When you're here, all those words they seem to slip away."

good ol' days: Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word - Elton John (Rocket Man); "What'do I do when lightning strikes me and I wake to find that you're not there." - well that's freaking depressing

growing older: Love Don't Live Here - Ladyhawke; "You say that you don't need me anymore, and I say love don't live here anymore"

remembering the past: Dedicated Follower of Fashion - The Kinks; "He thinks he's a pretty flower to be looked at" - So freaking un true.

life is short: Knights of Cydonia - Muse; "HOw can we win, when fools can be kings. Don't waste your time or time'll waste you."

your death: Hells Bells - AC/DC; "I'm rolling thunder, power of rain, I'm coming on like a hurricaine, my light is flashing 'cross the sky, you're only young but you're gonna die." - ABSOLUTLEY PERFECT  

song at your funeral: Only My Heart Talkin' - Alice Cooper; "Anybdy's dream can fall apart, anybody's mask can break." Quite good, not that fitting but I like the song.

your afterlife: Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O'Connor; "Since you've been gone I can do whatever I want, I can see whomever I choose" - A little late, but hey, It might work.

That's odd, because I am most Irish, German and British (which I am) - but I'm not sure how I have a lot of Russian traits too!

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5


○● I R I S H ○●
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 5


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 5


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 4


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4


○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[x] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 3

A
[ ] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[x] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina (or choking).
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[ ] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[ ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

B
[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep surfaces.
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[ ] Catagelophobia - Fear of being embarrassed publicly.
[x] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[x] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[x] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G
[x] Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

I
[ ] Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

L
[ ] Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

M
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N
[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[ ] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

O
[x] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[x] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[x] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire

S
[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[x] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[x] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.

V-Z
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red= loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[x] None= freaky
[ ] Fuzzy=gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[ ] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[ ] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light blue= sweaty
[ ] Other= hot
[ ] White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort= skank
[ ] Tight jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Camo= cage fighter
[ ] Jeans= prep
[ ] Pajamas= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[ ] Boxers= brat
[ ] Bootie shorts= female
[x] Pj's= ninja
[ ] Capris= Gangster
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
[ ] Other= sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde= with a nice ass
[ ] Black= with a big heart
[ ] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red= that likes to have fun
[x] Brown= with a sexy smile
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald= with herpes
[ ] Other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
[x] 1 - killed
[ ] 2 - needed
[ ] 3 - killed
[ ] 4 - shot
[ ] 5 - ate
[ ] 6 - smoked with
[ ] 7 - cuddled with
[ ] 8 - ran shirtless with
[ } 9 - stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 - who banged
[ ] 11 - slept with
[ ] 12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 - a dildo
[ ] 02 - a dog
[ ] 03 - a condom
[ ] 04 - a toothbrush
[ ] 05 - my best guy friend
[ ] 06 - The trojan man
[ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 - a prostitute
[ ] 09 - a pornstar
[ ] 10 - a bag of weed
[ ] 11 - A homo
[x] 12 - Paris Hilton
[ ] 13- a horse
[ ] 14 - a lesbian
[ ] 15 - a stripper
[ ] 16 - a pickle
[ ] 17 - a shoe
[ ] 18 - a jew
[ ] 19 - an orange
[ ] 20 - a lover
[ ] 21 - a homeless guy
[ ] 22 - your dealer
[ ] 23 - my crush
[ ] 24 - an easter egg
[ ] 25 - a jar of honey
[ ] 26 - the kool-aid man
[ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 - a french fry
[ ] 29 - a whore
[ ] 30 - a glass of milk
[ ] 31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White - because I love marijuana
[ ] Black - because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots - because i'm good in bed
[ ] Purple - because I'm gay
[ ] Gray - because that's how I roll
[ ] Other - because I have double D's
[ ] Green - because i hate my life
[x] Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown - because i had to
[ ] Shirtless - because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c

"A freaky ninja with a sexy smile killed Paris Hilton because I smoke crack."
YEAH!